"Fine, keep your shit."
"What?"
"This shit that you may or may not be giving, I don't want it. It's all yours baby."
"Don't give me shit, Dwayne, I'm mad at you."
"Oh, so you don't want my shit, but you expect me to be upset that you aren't giving me your shit?"
"It's not 'my shit', its 'a shit.' I don't give a shit."
"If it's not your shit, whose shit is it? And why would you adopt such a self-rightgeous tone about whether or not I would want you to give this non-specific shit to me?"
"Its a metaphor, you son of a bitch!"
"You're gross."
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